February 2012
Things I like:
Sleeping in my own bed.
Sleeping naked.
That moment right before you’re falling asleep where your thoughts don’t make any sense and you can jump around from one to another like they do.
When you’re slightly dreaming and can bend the dreams, normally right as you’re falling asleep/waking up.
I'M DRUNK.
Got more nail polish; I might have a problem.
There are certain things I can always count on.
Most of them have to do with my friends living up to my low expectation.
Sometimes I find that music is so much more attractive than love. I don’t...
– Florence Leontine Mary Welch (via flowrentzquotes)
Someone shit in the trash in one of the booths...
HE SHIT IN THE TRASHCAN!!!!! WHO DOES THAT?! SO GLAD IT’S NOT MY JOB TO DEAL WITH THAT. IT WASN’T EVEN A SOLID POOP. ALSO, DUDE THERE’S A GROCERY STORE UP THE STREET THAT’S OPEN 24 HOURS.
Sometimes I think that I care too much and my heart feels crazy; and then I remember I drank coffee, tea, or something else that gives me energy.
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
Dear Brain, FUCK YOU.
The awkward moment when I don’t talk to friends for days because I already contacted them in some form and feel like I’m bugging them if I try again.
furrandgold:
srsly though how do you get boys to like you
...
and then sometimes all you need is to masturbate for 45 minutes to feel better.
I was just so terrified that something had been posted to this tumblr that I definitely don’t want most of the people I know in Olympia reading. I freaked out and came back over to this side, but it wasn’t there either, it had seemed to just disappear, instead it was queued (without me choosing it). Thank you sweet little baby kittens.
Also cool remembering drunken things from two...
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun