things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

This post is everything I believe in.

July 29th, 2014 at 11:24AM / via: msloogs / op: balanc3andcomposure / reblog / 105,048 notes


humans have two hands so we can pet two dogs at the same time 🐶!!!!

irangnami upsettingg bloatedscrotum mourners-bench
July 29th, 2014 at 11:17AM / via: oh-whaaaaat / op: slimiest / reblog / 63 notes


" An entire year passed and I think I was the only one who truly knew you. Or maybe I never knew you at all. “


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" An entire year passed and I think I was the only one who truly knew you.
Or maybe I never knew you at all.


July 29th, 2014 at 10:49AM / via: papawolff / op: coltre / reblog / 69,910 notes



this has to be one of bey’s funniest interviews because she’s being shady the entire time but just loudly smacking on those grapes i live for it

I miss untrained beyonce

(Source: wadamelen)

July 29th, 2014 at 10:22AM / via: wifigirl2080 / op: wadamelen / reblog / 8,113 notes





Sass Queen’s at it again


I laughed so hard that I think I will not laugh anymore


July 29th, 2014 at 9:55AM / via: oh-whaaaaat / op: slo-mo-tion / reblog / 14,199 notes




i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing



"pussy game too strong, be warding off demons and shit"

July 29th, 2014 at 9:28AM / via: msloogs / op: dutchster / reblog / 21,877 notes










LOOOOL she is me and i is her

When she wiped her leg though! 😂😂



"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

July 29th, 2014 at 8:34AM / via: retrotrash / op: kimchibae / reblog / 8,867 notes

  1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

    2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

    3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

    4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

    5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

    6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

    7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

    8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

    9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

    10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

    11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

    12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

    14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

    15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

    16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness  (via baimbie)

I remember when I used to do some of these things and I was definitely happier. Or maybe I was just drunk.

(Source: emma-elsworthy)

July 29th, 2014 at 7:40AM / via: onthemooon / op: emma-elsworthy / reblog / 740,572 notes


When I was the same height as I am now and 105 pounds lighter my Grammy was so excited that I was so thin that she took me out shopping. I was depressed and spent most of my time sleeping and not eating.

It’s a struggle all the time to want to lose weight and be happy with who I am. Depending on the day I’m either a babe or the most horrid thing I’ve ever laid eyes on. I think about how I’d love to be 50 pounds lighter, but in a way where I’m toned. I never want to be as thin as I was back then. It was a very unhealthy time in my life and when I think about being that thin it just reminds me of how unhappy I was.

I’ve been losing weight, but half the time it’s because I’m either too hot to eat, depressed and sleeping my day away, or working and don’t have the time. I try to make the time, but on the days I work sometimes it’s just not in the cards to eat more than once sometimes twice. On my days off however I make sure to have at least three meals, snacking on fruit or hummus between. I even use weed to get myself to eat. I’m working really hard on having healthy snacks around so when I do want to snack my only choices are good ones.

Lately the way I feel about myself has been bad; having those thoughts where if I was just this, or if I was just that, if I did this differently, then I’d be desirable.

In the end it’s me though. I’m projecting all of the negative things I feel about myself onto what I think others think of me; creating more distance, because if I reject the idea that I’m someone worthy of other people’s love and time first, they can’t do it.

I’m lonely because I’m alone, because I choose to be. No one to blame but myself, and I’m not sure if that makes it easier or harder to deal with.

(Source: inkmurder)

July 29th, 2014 at 7:13AM / via: enchanting--ghost / op: inkmurder / reblog / 295,281 notes

“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.”

John Green, Paper Towns (via ohteenscanrelate)
July 29th, 2014 at 6:46AM / via: onthemooon / op: ohteenscanrelate / reblog / 17,622 notes